This newly-discovered disease refers to the inability to keep quiet when you see someone else using using a device with a speech interface.
What the device’s user says: “Note eight dollars for lunch.”
What Siri hears: “Note ten dollars for lunch wow is that an iphone I’ve thought about getting one but Apple products are so expensive does it really understand everything you say”
The only known cure is duct tape, applied orally.
i’ve heard that siri is a real hoot, though. i’m not ‘rich’ enough to afford an iphone, though, and haven’t ever used one.