To those who translated the diary entry

My thanks! As I half suspected, the entry concerns people who might like to have these details kept private. I’ve therefore hidden the original post.

Now that you’ve given me the key, I’ll have to work my way through 13 pages of the “encrypted” text. *Sigh* I knew this research would be tedious when I started it, but… c’mon, Isaac!

Sirivocalepsy

This newly-discovered disease refers to the inability to keep quiet when you see someone else using using a device with a speech interface.

What the device’s user says: “Note eight dollars for lunch.”

What Siri hears: “Note ten dollars for lunch wow is that an iphone I’ve thought about getting one but Apple products are so expensive does it really understand everything you say”

The only known cure is duct tape, applied orally.