To simplify reading (maybe), here are the links to the entire story:
Prelude
Mon Jul 21
Tue Jul 22
Wed Jul 23
Thu Jul 24 (part 1)
Thu Jul 24 (part 2)
Thu Jul 24 (part 3)
Thu Jul 24 (part 4)
Fri Jul 25 (part 1)
Fri Jul 25 (part 2)
Fri Jul 25 (part 3)
Fri Jul 25 (part 4)
Conclusion
this amused the heck out of me! hey, do you ever get down by Delaware? I just moved there with my hubby.